I Have a Bad Feeling about This - Jeff Strand Audiobook

Written by Jeff Strand
Read by Aaron Landon
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
Release date: 10-31-14

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Wilderness Survival Tip Number 1: Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you’d really do it.

Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn’t make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn’t agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn’t exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the “camp director” is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry’s sure he saw a sign written in blood…

Wilderness Survival Tip Number 2: In case of an avalanche, don’t despair. You’re doomed, but that’s a wicked cool death. Wilderness Survival Tip Number 3: If you’re relying on this audiobook for actual survival tips, you’re dead already.